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Become an Atheist Minister

That's right! I, Aaron Kinney, atheist and anarchist, have just become an ordained minister at the Universal Life Church.

Ordination is free, and getting licensed to conduct weddings is only $5. You can even get a doctorate of divinity for only $29.99!

If you are like me, and you don't dig that dogmatic religious stuff, you'll be pleased to know that this church is so open-minded that its almost impossible to have a worldview that conflicts with their church tenets.

Universal Life Church tenets:

To promote freedom of religion
To do that which is right

You gotta be one weird son of a bitch to screw those tenets up!

Mon, Jul 30, 2007 Permanent link

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Xárene

Wed, Aug 1, 2007 Permanent link
Oh my GOD! Me too. I married my pink plastic flamingo to my pink geranium just last month in a beautiful ceremony on my doorstep.

aaron kinney

Wed, Aug 1, 2007 Permanent link
Sounds cool, but I could only marry blue flamingos myself. Or maybe green, if the flamingo was hot enough.

richard

Wed, Aug 8, 2007 Permanent link
Wow! As a minister, you are now authorized to perform an exorcism.

THE EXORCISM: THE RITE AND THE RITUAL, THE FEAR AND THE RISKS

Universal Life Church Ministers are authorized to perform sacerdotal ceremonies including the rite of Exorcism, however in this particular practice of a rite or ritual there are additional aspects of exposure to financial, emotional, civil and possibly even criminal liability not common to any other religious rite or ritual. Caution, prayers and great prior consideration are advised before planning and exercising this practice or its related rituals. link

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