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    From _nessa
    Machinic Phylum
    a5skylar’s project
    The Voyager update project
    Description has not yet been created.
    Now playing SpaceCollective
    Where forward thinking terrestrials share ideas and information about the state of the species, their planet and the universe, living the lives of science fiction. Introduction
    Featuring Powers of Ten by Charles and Ray Eames, based on an idea by Kees Boeke.
    HOBBIES
    water for stamp collectors
    water for miniature train set conductors
    water for crossword puzzle solvers
    water for crossword puzzle solvers that defected to Sodoku
    water for nudists
    water for people who like Star Wars
    water for people who like Start Trek
    water for people who think Star Wars and Star Trek are the same thing
    water for car enthusiasts
    water for animal enthusiasts
    water for people who go to the gym a lot (to exercise)
    water for people who go to the gym a lot (to check out chicks)

    WEIRD TRAITS
    water for people who prefer tape over glue
    water for people who use paper towels as real towels
    water for people who take their shoes off when they are home
    water for people who make other people take their shoes off inside of their homes
    water for asians who only eat sticky rice
    water for people who always wear shorts
    water for people who always wear sandals
    water for people who read books inside Barnes and Noble
    water for people who only light their cigarettes with matches

    HOT TICKET TRAITS
    water for people who drive hybrids
    water for people who think the answer to stopping war is a t-shrit
    water for people from Berkeley
    water for people who believe in global warming
    water for people who think people who believe in global warming are hippies
    water for people who ride bikes or take the bus (by choice)
    water for people in approval of abortion
    water for people who think abortion is murder
    water for people who think illegal immigrants are taking their jobs and draining the economy
    water for people who employ illegal immigrants
    water for illegal immigrants
    water for legal immigrants

    SLANG
    water for hoes
    water for OGs
    water for pimps
    water for homies
    water for dudes
    water for chicks
    water for douches (the people)
    water for dawgs
    water for dogs
    water for boyz
    water for boys
    water for gurlz
    water for gurls
    water for girls

    RIVALS
    water for USC fans who hate UCLA
    water for UCLA fans who hate USC
    water for Angels fans who hate the Dodgers
    water for Dodgers fans who hate the Angels
    water for Yankees fans who hate the Red Sox
    water for Red Sox fans who hate the Yankees
    water for Clippers fans who hate Kobe
    water for Lakers fans who think the Clippers don't deserve to play at the Staples Center
    water for Ducks fans who hate the Kings
    water for Kings fans who hate the ducks

    SEX TOY ENTHUSIASTS
    water for people who use butt plugs
    water for people who use dildos
    water for people who use booty beads
    water for people who use "the rabbit"
    water for people who use condoms
    water for people who don't use condoms
    water for people who think sex toys are "yucky"
    water for people who wear edible underwear
    water for people who eat edible underwear
    water for people who ate real underwear they thought was edible
    water for people who use vibrators
    water for people who use bananas (for girls)
    water for people who use banana peels (for boys)
    water for people who use lubrication

    CELEBRITIES

    water for people who think Jamie Kennedy is funny
    water for people who know Jamie Kennedy isn't funny
    water for people who listen to Dane Cook
    water for people who listened to Dane Cook before he was famous
    water for people who were sad when Heath Ledger died
    water for people who think Anna Nicole Smith married for love
    water for people who think Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston made a cuter couple
    water for people who with they were Hugh Hefner
    water for people who wish they were a playmate
    water for people who think Sean Connery was the best Bond
    water for people who like to talk like Sean Connery

    ATTRACTIVENESS
    water for people who like other people of the same sex
    water for people who like other people of the opposite sex
    water for people who like other people with straight teeth
    water for people who like other people with love handles
    water for people who like other people who are hairy
    water for people who like other people who have great personalities
    water for people who like other people, personality optional
    water for people who like other people with tattoos
    water for people who like other people taller than themselves

    STUFF THAT IS COOL

    water for people who smoke ("Cool" brand only)
    water for people who like Eminem
    water for people who think they are the real "Slim Shady"
    water for people who like nude beaches
    water for people who like cage fighting
    water for people who like things that are fast
    water for people who like things that are on fire
    water for people who think bigger is better
    water for people who wear their hat sideways
    water for people who wear their pants below their waistline
    water for people who have an iPhone

    DIETERS
    water for people who are on Trimspa
    water for people who are on Jenny Craig
    water for people who are on Nutrisystem
    water for people who are on Ephedra
    water for people who don't eat carbs
    water for people who are on Weight Watchers
    water for people who are on Lindora
    water for people who exercise and eat less
    Sun, Feb 17, 2008  Permanent link
    Categories: water
    Sent to project: The Voyager update project
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