Water For...
Project: The Voyager update project

HOBBIES
water for stamp collectors
water for miniature train set conductors
water for crossword puzzle solvers
water for crossword puzzle solvers that defected to Sodoku
water for nudists
water for people who like Star Wars
water for people who like Start Trek
water for people who think Star Wars and Star Trek are the same thing
water for car enthusiasts
water for animal enthusiasts
water for people who go to the gym a lot (to exercise)
water for people who go to the gym a lot (to check out chicks)

WEIRD TRAITS
water for people who prefer tape over glue
water for people who use paper towels as real towels
water for people who take their shoes off when they are home
water for people who make other people take their shoes off inside of their homes
water for asians who only eat sticky rice
water for people who always wear shorts
water for people who always wear sandals
water for people who read books inside Barnes and Noble
water for people who only light their cigarettes with matches

HOT TICKET TRAITS
water for people who drive hybrids
water for people who think the answer to stopping war is a t-shrit
water for people from Berkeley
water for people who believe in global warming
water for people who think people who believe in global warming are hippies
water for people who ride bikes or take the bus (by choice)
water for people in approval of abortion
water for people who think abortion is murder
water for people who think illegal immigrants are taking their jobs and draining the economy
water for people who employ illegal immigrants
water for illegal immigrants
water for legal immigrants

SLANG
water for hoes
water for OGs
water for pimps
water for homies
water for dudes
water for chicks
water for douches (the people)
water for dawgs
water for dogs
water for boyz
water for boys
water for gurlz
water for gurls
water for girls

RIVALS
water for USC fans who hate UCLA
water for UCLA fans who hate USC
water for Angels fans who hate the Dodgers
water for Dodgers fans who hate the Angels
water for Yankees fans who hate the Red Sox
water for Red Sox fans who hate the Yankees
water for Clippers fans who hate Kobe
water for Lakers fans who think the Clippers don't deserve to play at the Staples Center
water for Ducks fans who hate the Kings
water for Kings fans who hate the ducks

SEX TOY ENTHUSIASTS
water for people who use butt plugs
water for people who use dildos
water for people who use booty beads
water for people who use "the rabbit"
water for people who use condoms
water for people who don't use condoms
water for people who think sex toys are "yucky"
water for people who wear edible underwear
water for people who eat edible underwear
water for people who ate real underwear they thought was edible
water for people who use vibrators
water for people who use bananas (for girls)
water for people who use banana peels (for boys)
water for people who use lubrication

CELEBRITIES
water for people who think Jamie Kennedy is funny
water for people who know Jamie Kennedy isn't funny
water for people who listen to Dane Cook
water for people who listened to Dane Cook before he was famous
water for people who were sad when Heath Ledger died
water for people who think Anna Nicole Smith married for love
water for people who think Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston made a cuter couple
water for people who with they were Hugh Hefner
water for people who wish they were a playmate
water for people who think Sean Connery was the best Bond
water for people who like to talk like Sean Connery

ATTRACTIVENESS
water for people who like other people of the same sex
water for people who like other people of the opposite sex
water for people who like other people with straight teeth
water for people who like other people with love handles
water for people who like other people who are hairy
water for people who like other people who have great personalities
water for people who like other people, personality optional
water for people who like other people with tattoos
water for people who like other people taller than themselves

STUFF THAT IS COOL
water for people who smoke ("Cool" brand only)
water for people who like Eminem
water for people who think they are the real "Slim Shady"
water for people who like nude beaches
water for people who like cage fighting
water for people who like things that are fast
water for people who like things that are on fire
water for people who think bigger is better
water for people who wear their hat sideways
water for people who wear their pants below their waistline
water for people who have an iPhone

DIETERS
water for people who are on Trimspa
water for people who are on Jenny Craig
water for people who are on Nutrisystem
water for people who are on Ephedra
water for people who don't eat carbs
water for people who are on Weight Watchers
water for people who are on Lindora
water for people who exercise and eat less

Sun, Feb 17, 2008  Permanent link
Categories: water
Sent to project: The Voyager update project

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