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painting with life Thu, May 10, 2007
overheard at practice:

"ok... so you bend your leg like this, and I'll put my arm there. Now, you bring your chin around to your hip. Ok, where's the four footer? Damnit! the little bitch is always running off! Hold that pose, I'll be right back."

3 minutes later.

"I think my kidney is cramping."

"OK, I'll call Dr. Stevenson. We'll have it removed. Why are you still standing in that pose?"

"I'm stuck."

"That's it. That's just it. Practice is canceled for today. But I expect you both to be back here at 5am, sharp. And I want you to stop being so inflexible."