5 Things No President Will Ever Do
Denounce Religion for the Population Controlling Fraud it is
No politician would ever denounce religion. For one, they've done too good a job so far increasing its credibility. If the people realise religion is a fallacy, they will have to take responsibility for their own actions, to actually make decisions in their own minds, rather than simply misinterpreting religion for answers. Then they might realise that once they can do this, not only would they not need God to tell them how to live, but they wouldn't need politicians either.
Put More Effort into Life Extension Research
We all have to die. It's part of the natural order of things. If people realise they can live longer, who'll sign up for our money making wars? Old people are a burden on the economy, and stem cells make baby Jesus cry.
Legalize Drugs
Of course not. Drugs are evil, they kill children and destroy lives. Lets just keep them illegal, that way the only people who can profit from them can be drug dealers, criminal organisations, and the government itself. The authorities will stop drug wars one day, if they can just take a few more civil liberties away. It's worth it, for your children's safety, and it'll save you the hassle of educating them.
Disband Income Tax
This forced, unconstitutional and illegal robbery of the people is enforced at gunpoint on the good American people. If you don't pay it, you're being unpatriotic, which means you're also being blasphemous.
Outlaw RFID
You might think that RFID simply allows marketing companies to be able to tailor their sales to you. However, RFID is the ultimate dream of a totalitarian authority. Not only can they know where you are and everything about you, but eventually money will only exist on the chips. If you step out of line, your chip is turned off, essentially making you a prisoner, as everything you can possibly use will require the chip to work. It's already in your passport. Soon it'll be under your skin.
But it's OK - they'll stop terrorists.
No politician would ever denounce religion. For one, they've done too good a job so far increasing its credibility. If the people realise religion is a fallacy, they will have to take responsibility for their own actions, to actually make decisions in their own minds, rather than simply misinterpreting religion for answers. Then they might realise that once they can do this, not only would they not need God to tell them how to live, but they wouldn't need politicians either.
Put More Effort into Life Extension Research
We all have to die. It's part of the natural order of things. If people realise they can live longer, who'll sign up for our money making wars? Old people are a burden on the economy, and stem cells make baby Jesus cry.
Legalize Drugs
Of course not. Drugs are evil, they kill children and destroy lives. Lets just keep them illegal, that way the only people who can profit from them can be drug dealers, criminal organisations, and the government itself. The authorities will stop drug wars one day, if they can just take a few more civil liberties away. It's worth it, for your children's safety, and it'll save you the hassle of educating them.
Disband Income Tax
This forced, unconstitutional and illegal robbery of the people is enforced at gunpoint on the good American people. If you don't pay it, you're being unpatriotic, which means you're also being blasphemous.
Outlaw RFID
You might think that RFID simply allows marketing companies to be able to tailor their sales to you. However, RFID is the ultimate dream of a totalitarian authority. Not only can they know where you are and everything about you, but eventually money will only exist on the chips. If you step out of line, your chip is turned off, essentially making you a prisoner, as everything you can possibly use will require the chip to work. It's already in your passport. Soon it'll be under your skin.
But it's OK - they'll stop terrorists.







